Trailer of the Day — Sharktopus

Posted: July 22, 2010 in Alex Miller, Film, News, Trailers
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Trailer Review:
[Reviewed by: Alex Miller]

Sharktopus is a new film directed by Martin Scorcese featuring 3-time Academy Award Winning….wait WRONG MOVIE! Sharktopus is a new piece of shit directed by who cares to be featured on my spelling check’s least favorite channel, The SyFy Channel. I can’t wait! This is obviously an homage to the classic B-Movies I grew up watching on Mystery Science Theater 3000. This has got the “So Bad it’s Good” stink all over it. I mean check it out! The “Sharktopus” gets out and starts walking around on land. Nevermind the ridiculousness of mixing a shark with an octopus. Even if you could do it, why would it then be able to breath air and walk on land? That’s like mixing an elephant with a donkey only to find out it’s got a pretty good backstroke. IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! That’s exactly why this is going to be awesome. Here’s hoping Rifftrax makes a commentary for it, just to make it all the more perfect.

Post your “Sharktopus Drinking Game” ideas in the comments!

Comments
  1. maladr0it says:

    hahahaha the spell check syfy reference had me literally laughing out loud.

    i’m surprised someone even wasted their own time making a trailer for this.

    syfy needs to stop with these “b movie homages” which end up being c movies and bring back mst3k reruns. i mean, they have to be running out of giant crazy animals to use if they’re combining sharks and octupuses (or octopi or octopodes…whatever. make up your mind dictionary). why would two sea creatures combined want to live and prey on land mammals? also, is the sharktopus invertebrate or vertebrate?

    my guess for syfy’s next waste of money: “merdur: killer mermaids”

  2. Mary Kate says:

    This is going to be both the most terrible and most awesome movie of the year.

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