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[Reviewed by: Danny Moltrasi]

“Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!”

Wow, wow, wow. Pink Flamingos, ‘the filthiest film’ around, certainly lives up to that lofty claim. I had the… chance to see it, and I think it’s fair to say that it will stay with me for a long, long time. I have never, ever coward at the screen in shock like this before, and I have rarely laughed as hard as I did at times as well. The complete, utter insanity of the film is mind-blowing, yet it has the ability to keep you hooked. I don’t want to look at the screen, but I don’t want to miss what’s going on. Pink Flamingos is one of the strangest things you’re ever likely to witness, and because I feel this film is so far out of my comfort zone, I honestly don’t feel I can rate it. Just take my review for what it is… (more…)

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Trailer Review:
[Reviewed by: Alex Miller]

Sharktopus is a new film directed by Martin Scorcese featuring 3-time Academy Award Winning….wait WRONG MOVIE! Sharktopus is a new piece of shit directed by who cares to be featured on my spelling check’s least favorite channel, The SyFy Channel. I can’t wait! This is obviously an homage to the classic B-Movies I grew up watching on Mystery Science Theater 3000. This has got the “So Bad it’s Good” stink all over it. I mean check it out! The “Sharktopus” gets out and starts walking around on land. Nevermind the ridiculousness of mixing a shark with an octopus. Even if you could do it, why would it then be able to breath air and walk on land? That’s like mixing an elephant with a donkey only to find out it’s got a pretty good backstroke. IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! That’s exactly why this is going to be awesome. Here’s hoping Rifftrax makes a commentary for it, just to make it all the more perfect.

Post your “Sharktopus Drinking Game” ideas in the comments!