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[Posted by: Alex Miller]
Oh man this is funny. I don’t know if it’s worse than the one I made but it’s definitely close.
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[Posted by: Alex Miller]
Oh man this is funny. I don’t know if it’s worse than the one I made but it’s definitely close.
Trailer Review:
[Reviewed by: Alex Miller]
If after watching the brand new trailer for Priest you think to yourself “That reminds me of Legion, that crappy movie about fighting angels.” there is a reason for that. It has the same Director, Scott Stewart, but this time instead of Angels Vs. Angels it’s Priests Vs. Vampire Satanists. If they had titled it “Priest With A Shotgun” I might have been more interested. Vampire movies have lost all their street cred at this point and one more is probably the last thing we need right now. It’s in 3D too, but at least this is the type of silly action movie that might benefit from it. What I liked about the trailer is also what bugged me the most. It steals from good movies. At the beginning I could have sworn I was watching a Blade Runner remake trailer with the way the dystopian city looked and the futuristic outdoor elevator. Later it felt like those crappy Star Wars prequels with the sci-fi bike in a desert and of course the Jedi hood. Then it mixed with The Matrix to do a slow motion bullet-time fight scene on top of a moving vehicle. Plus anytime an action movie starts talking about getting expelled from “THE Order” or “THE Council” (like there’s of course only one of those and we’re all supposed to know what it is) you know you’re in for a cliché tsunami. The movie is loosely based on a Korean graphic novel. When I say loosely I mean like Lindsey Lohan looks tight compared to this. Basically they’ve changed everything. So yeah, maybe we’ll get some cool effects and a mindless but entertaining 2hrs but I wouldn’t put any money on it. At least it’s not Twilight.
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[Posted by: Justin Wagner] [Via: FunnyOrDie]
So many fine points are presented in this video that I now feel obligated to see Piranha 3D, and you should too.
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[Posted by: Jimmy Weber] [Via: FunnyOrDie]
“He wanted to get in to The Brat Pack, but he wanted to change the name to The Smile Bunch.”
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[Posted by: Alex Miller] [Via: CollegeHumor]
What the hell is this you ask? It’s an Indian Hulk movie with a dash of ass rape…that’s what.
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Trailer Review:
[Reviewed by: Alex Miller]
The first trailer for the relatively low-budget Sci-Fi flick “Skyline” was released today. Not much is known about it, and this trailer doesn’t really show us anymore than we already knew. It’s about an alien invasion just like “War of the Worlds”, “V”, “Independence Day” etc etc. What makes this different? Well it follows the survivors after the alien invasion…well wait no that’s not different. It DOES feature large spaceships hovering over important parts of the globe…wait that’s the same. It uses television news stories to make it seem more real….actually that’s the same too. The answer is, there’s nothing new about this. It seems to have computer-generated people which isn’t really original either. How good this trailer is, really depends on your imagination. Since they don’t show you anything at all, I feel like they have something to hide. If it really is about a bunch of people having a party who survive an alien attack, which is what IMDB says, this could be really lame. I like the name, I like Sci-Fi movies, but I don’t like un-original garbage. I mean the effects don’t even look that great and that’s all they show us!. The directors are the brothers behind “Alien vs Predator: Requiem” so that’s another strike against it. I like the Sci-Fi genre enough to give it a shot though, but I’m not expecting much. We’ll keep you updated and hopefully the next trailer they release is a lot better.